Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Day At The Dr.'s Office

I spent the day with my sis today at the Dr.'s office. The good news is her results came back as nothing too serious. The bad news I spent hours in a 70's Dr.'s office waiting room. I was bored! I took pics of a magazine and thought I would share my comments. I looked a little crazy laughing out loud by myself while making comments under my breath while my sis was getting tests run.

70's Dr.'s office waiting room

The magazine "W" March 2008. Which one do you think is hotter? I think Scarlet Johansen is gorgeous, but Natalie Portman looks better to me hands down on this cover.

Seriously, why is this models coochie on fire?!?

Lance, guys want to be his friend and well we know what a lot of the ladies want to do. Especially Kate Hudson....skank!

Why is the lady model crystal clear, and we have this hottie male model all foggy?

Just a tip ladies...I love this mascara! I stand by it 100%, give it a try.

Do any other ladies out there have a chick crush on Angelina Jolie? To me it is not her beauty. She is pretty, but not the prettiest. By far more she is sexy and sultry. I bet her coochie does that smoke thing like that other model's photo. (see above)

Proof you can be in a waiting room too long. They were awake and talking for about an hour then they passed out. LOL!

Tiggs, has rubbed the cupcake frenzy on me. Stopped off at The Cookie Jar for some treats for the family. I will sample a few bites of each after a hard 6 mile track workout tonight. I don't want to gain back any of the 7lbs. I lost during the Independence Weight Loss Challenge.

26 comments:

teacherwoman said...

Wow. You must have been bored! :) The treats look yummy!

chia said...

It's eerie how similar our minds work. Before I could even read "coochie on fire" I thought "damn, fire crotch fo sho!"

Insert Twilight Zone theme here.

I hate fashion rags for these exact reasons ;-).

7lbs down... you rock girlfriend!

Wes said...

ROFL! Event magazines for women ain't really for women :-)

Marcy said...

OMFG HAHAHAHHAAHAAA ooohhh Viv you crack me up! I get the appeal of Angie. Homegirl would rip your blouse off with her teeth. She's a freak like that. Raaaaaaaaaaawwwrr

E said...

Angelina is a little too thin for me. Those cupcakes look like heaven!

TX Runner Mom said...

Love the fire crotch comment. Natalie looks great...Scarlett looks a bit too goth. Man, those cupcakes look so good!!!

Kevin said...

Thats so funny. About the only appealing picture of them all is the cupcakes

J~Mom said...

Oh my gosh, I dont' think you could crack me up any more!!! Why the heck are you posting pics of cupcakes???? ARGH!!!!!!! Don't do that shniz, now I have to whip up more FF pudding.

Jess said...

I thought the pic of that magazine cover was of robots, not people. Eeek! They scurred me.

Melissa said...

Ok, the stains on the wingback chair in the first photo are seriously frightening! LOL As for the cupcakes, I would be all over the one with the strawberries if only I weren't trying to lose weight, too!

Timmy said...

All I can say is that you make me LOL!

MePlusMyThree said...

LMAO at fire coochie

Tiggs said...

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! you got the shortcake one! that is my favorite!! I'm going to try to make my own version soon!

LMAO at the coochie on fire. I totally have an Angelina girl crush too...

as for the 7lbs-- that is way awesome...some cupcakes are a good reward once in awhile for hard work done!

I'm going to make some lemon angelfood ones too at some point and my aunt promises me she has a low calorie/low fat/low suagr recipe that is really yummy.

Run For Life said...

Haha, before I read your comment on the page with the male and female models I was thinking "oh man, the camera picked up glare on the male model's pic!" Seriously, that was a major faux pas for W magazine, lol.

YAY 7lbs is awesome, congrats!!! Also, good luck picking a bike. I know nothing about them though so I'd go based on a. looks b. the marketing and c. what the people at the store told me to get. :P

Nancy said...

OMG you loon. You are killing me with the coochie fires. There's medicine for that!

You are rocking on the weight thing, shrinking before our eyes. Nice work!!

I can't get myself to like Angelina, I think I'm still sad that Brad left Jen. (as if they are my best buds!)

Carly said...

LMAO!!!!! You are too funny. I will always think of you when flipping through magazines in the doc's office. I am glad your sister is ok.

Al's CL Reviews said...

Angelina is a skank!

Julia said...

The photo of the sleepers cracked me up. If only they knew of their budding internet fame!

Natalie is definitely hotter in that pic. I don't get the appeal of Scarlett.

I do, however, get the appeal of Angelina. I think it's the characters she gets to play - that strong woman badass thing.

Unknown said...

LOL. Snickering and taking pictures in the waiting room. Too funny.

And OH MY GAH....those cupcakes look divine! I almost licked my computer monitor.

Diario de Elysia said...

Glad your sis is o.k., and I agree alb...skanky hoe all the way!

C said...

Damn you, Viv! Now I want a cupcake.

Glad your sis is ok.

Congrats on the great weight loss!

I wish I could pull off Angie's sultry sexiness, but it ain't never gonna happen. Eh.

Delane said...

LMAO at this post.

P.O.M. said...

They had that magazine at the 70s doc office? Mine always has "Highlights" or "Parenting" or some bullshiz like that.

N.D. said...

Those cupcakes look really good. How come so long waiting? Is she doing ok? Glad they didn't find anything serious.

CoachLiz said...

"Coochie on fire..." ROTFLMAO!!!

Do any of those cupcakes come in glutin-free?

Unknown said...

OMG Viv I am cracking up at your comments on the magazines! I'm looking forward to meeting you in Houston!

(I signed up for the 1/2 yesterday)

(Oh! I'm Nikki/Nickle*Pickle from WW)