I'm That Pre-Pubescent Boy Who Said You Had Cooties

That is so me or you if you are rubber and I am glue and everything you say bounces of you and sticks on to me. That was an old one, and boy did I use that line till it blew up. I was in 6th grade and I had the biggest crush on this boy Luis (I still remember his last name, but just in case). So how did I handle my crush? Well, I acted like I hated him of course! I picked on him for his short stature(not that I was a 6ft. Elle Macpherson by any means). I laughed about his what I called "grown man" hair cut. I tried skateboarding since he liked skateboarding(broke my ankle right before Thanksgiving). I would call him LUUUIIIISSSS really drawn out and annoyingisk. There was also punching, pinching, flicking, kicking him in the shins when we played basketball at recess. I laughed at him in a mockingly way always. But wait it gets better...One day at recess I turned the whole class against him. I mean every single person came and hung with me under the pavilion while I led a grass roots meeting on hating him. He was so upset that the teacher noticed something was wrong. I was sent straight to the office without passing GO. Don't worry that was not my first rodeo in our strict Christian school office. I had been to so many office rodeos that I earned myself a day of in school suspension for unchristian and unscrupulous behavior. Where of course I just sat there all day and daydreamed about Luis.

But wait I finally did profess my love to Luis towards the end of the year, well the last week of school to be exact on our year end fun field trip. How did I profess my undying love and affection for him?? I kissed his best friend John behind a tree! I never did let Luis or my friends know how much I was crunching on him. The following year ended up being my last year in Miami. He wrote in my yearbook, I will never forget you. How the hell could you not?!?

That exact behavior is how I handle some things in my life still. The latest being that I have officially become a traitor or like Shane calls me a fu%#ing traitor. I switched from being an 7 year Blackberry user to the coveted iPhone. If you know me you know that since the iPhone was released in 2008 I talked enough shit about it that you could fertilize Texas. I am having fun learning it. Just don't expect me to text or email you back accordingly. I am still learning how to use my fingers just right. I have had Crackberry thumbs for years. When I finally find texts I receive, I respond with can I call you? With my new technological advanced iPhone I am moving backwards. I wait to get to my "real" computer to respond to e-mails. Next I might reply to e-mails with a handwritten letter via the US Post Office.

I am professing my love for you iPhone. All you have to do is like me back. Let me figure you out so I can have my way with you already....

Random Thought of The Day: Is really just a tip that my blog will touch on everything these days since no official training is going on. Next post I promise will be the review & giveaway on on the Global Ride Virtual Cycling DVDs.